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so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
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“The circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”
-Mewtwo
And people say that pokemon is “just a kids cartoon”…
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I’ve often speculated on why you don’t return to America.
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HELLO, I LOVE YOU ♥→ ezra miller (071/∞)
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